tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66209197791158147782024-03-14T03:34:16.733+09:00Stupid Lost TheoriesGlenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.comBlogger92125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-8904258024948152832009-01-27T19:10:00.003+09:002009-01-27T19:14:55.799+09:00#92: Faraday's Mommy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9cnE523fKvGsXw3kXYki2p42OZKfiv_ndcdooK7C6WEjliuTzzhAltQCpU69adYeNEaRlHsKp7e4oGMlWcsHfip47S-oGg5TmrXCJBI1bOAQyH0_SjgYVZ4hVCdA9I2v2NeFEt6LEpzgL/s1600-h/92.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295914830532218210" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 170px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9cnE523fKvGsXw3kXYki2p42OZKfiv_ndcdooK7C6WEjliuTzzhAltQCpU69adYeNEaRlHsKp7e4oGMlWcsHfip47S-oGg5TmrXCJBI1bOAQyH0_SjgYVZ4hVCdA9I2v2NeFEt6LEpzgL/s200/92.jpg" border="0" /></a>Male-time-guru Faraday tells Desmond to find his mother at Oxford. Everyone assumes that it must be female-time-guru Ms. Hawking. It's too obvious. Maybe it will pove to be correct. But even if it is, it would be stupid.Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-84257724423157378562008-04-27T15:43:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:13.136+09:00#91: Oceanic Six and the Numbers<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMKfmCUVYadIAwrrfbYCdKwWFHqYwfK468O71g7DbyKynb8LMUbeabnKWqP-qP5UBxvwVcwxPvsatTm85ckZycMdqwva_k_AHtx0OWFkj_2sJzKM1L9j3ItKwU8zW_QaalZggYeH-gMHg/s1600-h/o6numbers.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193812771722663394" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMKfmCUVYadIAwrrfbYCdKwWFHqYwfK468O71g7DbyKynb8LMUbeabnKWqP-qP5UBxvwVcwxPvsatTm85ckZycMdqwva_k_AHtx0OWFkj_2sJzKM1L9j3ItKwU8zW_QaalZggYeH-gMHg/s200/o6numbers.jpg" border="0" /></a> <em>Each survior is linked to one of the numbers. I mean there are 6 survivors and 6 numbers and I don't think it's a coincidence:</em><br /><div><em></em></div><br /><div><em>4: Sun. Her dress size </em></div><br /><div><em>8: Hurley. What he did with food. </em></div><br /><div><em>15: Kate. The age she acts. </em></div><br /><div><em>16: Aaron. His weight. </em></div><br /><div><em>23: Sayid. Number of ways he can kill a man using his feet. </em></div><br /><div><em>42: Jack. Number of times he cries per day.</em></div><br /><div><em></em></div><div><em>by </em><a href="http://www.4815162342.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=48453"><em>Desmondisthekey</em></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Dude, I absolutely <strong>love</strong> the way you think.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-76343461792135527632008-04-26T22:31:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:13.311+09:00#90: Pregnant Jack<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO7GXfWDTPycUNtjyRo7aIbV6wV_WQdIvmXVMZ53SJDb-akmqwtHFtUs7R02AnLzWYHvEoidmeyOCH6G6uoKKMBeWycIS6eMs-tz6OAmXIWNh1Cu8gFmZ0A0NrCvQrymTXL0e9MQMdUoe2/s1600-h/0304_beatieoprah_sp_lg.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193811947088942546" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO7GXfWDTPycUNtjyRo7aIbV6wV_WQdIvmXVMZ53SJDb-akmqwtHFtUs7R02AnLzWYHvEoidmeyOCH6G6uoKKMBeWycIS6eMs-tz6OAmXIWNh1Cu8gFmZ0A0NrCvQrymTXL0e9MQMdUoe2/s200/0304_beatieoprah_sp_lg.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>The reason Jack is having stomach pains is because he's pregnant like that dude on Oprah.</em><br /><br /><div><div></div><br /><br /><div>Awesome.</div></div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-18656184733542789562008-04-26T22:21:00.004+09:002008-12-10T21:10:13.470+09:00#89: The Secret room has a Secret Room<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ug-LirWdpvR1QHo50T8M1CuUnYih_zxRARJWYl_hh17lIwLK2oSf6f1lfl4Re0Mh0WMoohNlFryxRZSC68yvWf0GfRlrbZQYTypUqzOekiVSjJl6JUJZ_zkyT5u7zBU6y8QIHKKN0A1H/s1600-h/secret+room2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193811685095937474" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ug-LirWdpvR1QHo50T8M1CuUnYih_zxRARJWYl_hh17lIwLK2oSf6f1lfl4Re0Mh0WMoohNlFryxRZSC68yvWf0GfRlrbZQYTypUqzOekiVSjJl6JUJZ_zkyT5u7zBU6y8QIHKKN0A1H/s200/secret+room2.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>We saw Ben's secret room a few weeks ago, the one behind the bookshelf where he keeps his passports, outfits, and cash. Then in 'The Shape of Things to Come' we saw that Ben had a secret room inside that secret room, the one with the hierogliphs on the secret door. So in the next few episodes, will we see that Ben has another secret room inside of that secret room?</em><br /><br /><div><div><div></div><br /><div>Great observation, Carlton. It's here he keeps the coffin inside the coffin. You are #89 baby.</div></div></div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-46165717250765100502008-04-20T01:09:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:13.677+09:00#88: The Island is a FLDS compound<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYmqVgIHdCPu0U0P8_1rgM7UaHz8HbkbvXN9YvmT_SbVQO_dTS8AftV-rO-qkdijBkum9b08rBajx0uRLOe_ykDtYQqExVvx2SfrVPfudOE_4zofa0JaJWPnw5OojJ-BV_-DVUq725DFa_/s1600-h/lost_island_map_31%5B1%5D.JPG"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190990661805842290" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYmqVgIHdCPu0U0P8_1rgM7UaHz8HbkbvXN9YvmT_SbVQO_dTS8AftV-rO-qkdijBkum9b08rBajx0uRLOe_ykDtYQqExVvx2SfrVPfudOE_4zofa0JaJWPnw5OojJ-BV_-DVUq725DFa_/s200/lost_island_map_31%5B1%5D.JPG" border="0" /></em></a><em>Ben is the island's Warren Jeffs. Jacob is the island's angel Moroni. We already know the others are hanging out in the temple.</em><br /><br />Ouch. That's just painfully stupid -- in oh-so-many ways.Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-66912135845012505972008-04-17T23:47:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:13.734+09:00#87: Ben's Dairy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1N1sBiMmXP5v8Fff2Vy7dPsRZdvu3W5N56dyqmaF9mDnsbst92q9xXsOmxMbERET-WV1eBh18EOwwsBoemE5SxFqDhnSF3RLlhTcvL8y_dxr9Gwx5XXQ9qg6COnHk7nVE7Le_snLBq7ZV/s1600-h/dairycows.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190226082091662722" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1N1sBiMmXP5v8Fff2Vy7dPsRZdvu3W5N56dyqmaF9mDnsbst92q9xXsOmxMbERET-WV1eBh18EOwwsBoemE5SxFqDhnSF3RLlhTcvL8y_dxr9Gwx5XXQ9qg6COnHk7nVE7Le_snLBq7ZV/s200/dairycows.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em>It certainly would be interesting to see what kinds of products Ben would produce at a dairy. Would he homogeonize his own milk? Would he specialize in hard cheeses? Would he use mainly goats and cows, or would he also use milk from buffalos, sheep, horses, or camels? Maybe he'd even milk a cat. I doubt he'd be able to fit the whole dairy on his coffin, but maybe some small-curd cottage cheese.</em><br /><br /><br />Oh, I get it -- you mean diary, right? Funny guy.Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-67691763044132107912008-04-16T17:13:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:14.009+09:00#86: There is nothing in the coffin...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT7JE_hJ04sFuYc7IwBy3w9IwCpyxV3yPm74LytpEmhgxcmWntkFg0-IgoMDbQKty9oZM3qqO5BmDpJnE2FhmIj3bmQsQxes8Z8hrSVL8ZPN6T1wygfEImWstA0GzyvZ0SDYjk6ELo2FPT/s1600-h/nothing.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189753811782761842" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT7JE_hJ04sFuYc7IwBy3w9IwCpyxV3yPm74LytpEmhgxcmWntkFg0-IgoMDbQKty9oZM3qqO5BmDpJnE2FhmIj3bmQsQxes8Z8hrSVL8ZPN6T1wygfEImWstA0GzyvZ0SDYjk6ELo2FPT/s200/nothing.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Um...Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-90166667055677429172008-04-16T16:17:00.004+09:002008-12-10T21:10:14.285+09:00#85: There's a coffin in the coffin<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiobv-2ud6D88rM1TR7_6nxLO5HLgQpen_635a9RoNpXudznz97drC1GouLuoOmdIj_6ltiPxkUn9FrO_jekMoG2bDm5Yl1H7FdtAR8KH_sHhYVRw1AwG8DjHJLSfZPeU30Fedy3G8tApLv/s1600-h/beatles_russian.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189739874613886306" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiobv-2ud6D88rM1TR7_6nxLO5HLgQpen_635a9RoNpXudznz97drC1GouLuoOmdIj_6ltiPxkUn9FrO_jekMoG2bDm5Yl1H7FdtAR8KH_sHhYVRw1AwG8DjHJLSfZPeU30Fedy3G8tApLv/s200/beatles_russian.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>The big question on Lost (well, one of them, anyway) is: What is in the coffin? </em><br /><em></em><br /><em>I think there is another coffin in the coffin, and then another coffin inside of that, and so on, and so on, until you get a really teeny tiny coffin. A really cute one. It's kindof like those famous russian dolls.</em> <em>And inside of that one is a quarter.</em><br /><br />Okay, sure. Why not? It makes as much sense as any of the other "in the coffin" theories. And the Beatles' russian dolls picture is just too cool, don't you think?<br /><br />(Christmas is only 252 days away...)Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-42197861983129915292008-04-16T00:48:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:14.503+09:00#84: Burnt Black Smoke<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNj5_rZgjXeG7mO3YEO1dfw9ux64CcPOtB6pgxLVCqHHLVRBnfmVJLN_pjD1x5BmU9XASCR3D4RM-L0cedPCpbO9o3QC-QpPu-HFJ0mK7NIMEK2umNN21yiGd9lDG1Wecr52FABYF_RO0B/s1600-h/burnt-muffins.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189500206848834898" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNj5_rZgjXeG7mO3YEO1dfw9ux64CcPOtB6pgxLVCqHHLVRBnfmVJLN_pjD1x5BmU9XASCR3D4RM-L0cedPCpbO9o3QC-QpPu-HFJ0mK7NIMEK2umNN21yiGd9lDG1Wecr52FABYF_RO0B/s200/burnt-muffins.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>Remember Juliet is baking cookies or muffins at the time the plane crashed? she burns them? i was thinking, i bet that is what created the black smoke monster! it makes perfect sense, think about it and let me know what you thought about it!</em><br /><p>Love it, love it, love it.</p>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-25541955913161798262008-04-16T00:45:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:14.687+09:00#83: Jack has joined The Others<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh5dKJuVCeFz0vuAhA5iRert0AgKwQvHJ5oUTrg3M6lA1gKM1369_1Aa1P1g8bFPHwoFSc2AxQohZZFcWV-ePWHmjXcob8UqJU1BlMhGBjjhHeBII6Dxeiygbp6Z1Zz34K1Z9q6rjBDmCk/s1600-h/bearded+jack.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189499206121454914" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh5dKJuVCeFz0vuAhA5iRert0AgKwQvHJ5oUTrg3M6lA1gKM1369_1Aa1P1g8bFPHwoFSc2AxQohZZFcWV-ePWHmjXcob8UqJU1BlMhGBjjhHeBII6Dxeiygbp6Z1Zz34K1Z9q6rjBDmCk/s200/bearded+jack.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>It is clear from the flashforward that Jack has joined forces with the Others. He is wearing a fake beard in his flash forward for the season 3 finale.</em><br /><div></div><br /><div>I like it. Really I do.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-63375272346752063142008-04-16T00:31:00.006+09:002008-12-10T21:10:14.923+09:00#82: The island won't let you die...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMkLlugx0zNm8FM_Mj5dgbgoboZgeOSfAsJX4r9teUP7fISDo_fvwKNOf6gN94hNwx48pi7_HAhQsYelPE4SiDR-ovDcMOejH5GMeDKu8pYsGaticoJm4FQlmIaMpwqXXhwAQRNFYpfnVU/s1600-h/headup.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189495284816313650" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMkLlugx0zNm8FM_Mj5dgbgoboZgeOSfAsJX4r9teUP7fISDo_fvwKNOf6gN94hNwx48pi7_HAhQsYelPE4SiDR-ovDcMOejH5GMeDKu8pYsGaticoJm4FQlmIaMpwqXXhwAQRNFYpfnVU/s200/headup.bmp" border="0" /></a>Or become the captain of your own sandwich. <div></div><div></div><div>Apparently.</div><div><br />:)<br /></div><div></div><div> </div><div>Genius.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-4308909388698324412008-04-15T21:31:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:15.148+09:00#81: Jacob is Jakob Dylan<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNK71Rw_QV3EKjuPc1R_rMTW_QQytiyBEzno1wiE1dLCLqH9zXeMv6bzpxxopF6C918U8NhrmeC4S0s7za7ShYxzXmwISvrGcbG6UJJw1TioNNJC40BrKHGjMxP7dFN8GOar3A6NbCtgNG/s1600-h/jakob+dylan2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189449680853564690" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNK71Rw_QV3EKjuPc1R_rMTW_QQytiyBEzno1wiE1dLCLqH9zXeMv6bzpxxopF6C918U8NhrmeC4S0s7za7ShYxzXmwISvrGcbG6UJJw1TioNNJC40BrKHGjMxP7dFN8GOar3A6NbCtgNG/s200/jakob+dylan2.jpg" border="0" /></a>Oh, I get it. One eye, one headlight. You may be on to something.Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-43954728241494006132008-04-14T13:45:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:15.369+09:00#80: Charlie's Ring = Charlie's CONSTANT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx6-1bXFc002uh-fmXZ6pgImmX6hOKJCfY9KKKeKHkvIeGGZubfhkczoH53pqMHBFkJJtONlEMGicArBsqRnww7OI9KTuk7sbsn_haiJVaaFp4dv9IZ3XE7ECnTw0t5i-BGn2tPUaFeRx9/s1600-h/Ring.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188959874193194242" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx6-1bXFc002uh-fmXZ6pgImmX6hOKJCfY9KKKeKHkvIeGGZubfhkczoH53pqMHBFkJJtONlEMGicArBsqRnww7OI9KTuk7sbsn_haiJVaaFp4dv9IZ3XE7ECnTw0t5i-BGn2tPUaFeRx9/s200/Ring.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>Remember when Desmond went to the university to find Faraday, Faraday told Desmond that you need a constant, Faraday and Desmond both thought about inanimate objects, until Desmond asked if it could be a person, Faraday thought about it for a second and said yes.</em><br /><div><em><br />Remember Charlie's list of most important moments in his life, one of his moments was when he recieved his ring from his brother. Please don't take offense anyone but that is one of the UGLIEST rings I have ever seen, but it is extremely important to Charlie. He was always touching it, twisting it, and, showing it off. The ring has had more close-ups than some of the Losties, and we have had that ring shoved down our throats and we are all still wondering when its going to be found. I think the ring is important for more reasons than Charlie's brother gave it to him, I think it is Charlie's constant. I don't think we have seen the last of Charlie!</em></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I gotta tell you, I love your enthusiasm. Never give up hope. </div><div></div><br /><div>But, um, Charlie -- the fictional character on the fictional TV show -- he's dead -- he said so himself. And I know you wouldn't call Charlie a liar. That would be, well, you know...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>(stupid) </div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-26917959774252018962008-04-14T10:31:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:15.575+09:00#79: "Help Me..."<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7zzXsnQ3pgzEfhqx4BmDNpmLOLMF7pfybzlu3Ph2ORYwyZhznVajB3F55Q8TP0XKwPr7vBW8WHX6UtpeFOsy1_uwUL6DlnLeDXtJ_BlZytcd_ofFcf7yCTyzKk8n_aIFerJ9-XzWKtEIj/s1600-h/Jacob_fall.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188908295930936562" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7zzXsnQ3pgzEfhqx4BmDNpmLOLMF7pfybzlu3Ph2ORYwyZhznVajB3F55Q8TP0XKwPr7vBW8WHX6UtpeFOsy1_uwUL6DlnLeDXtJ_BlZytcd_ofFcf7yCTyzKk8n_aIFerJ9-XzWKtEIj/s200/Jacob_fall.JPG" border="0" /></a> <div></div><div><em>"... I've fallen and I can't get up."</em></div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-13981640389115218712008-04-13T10:19:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:15.800+09:00#78: The Island is Middle-earth<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHtGRUXg_7ap5b_NnlMHP51t36eGnh3LBlkF-HJWuM1rRNbHL-F4uClHqODz0uysH09xkFg_SopapawsYaRp7WAod5vlT8m-cobvHLo_0fqPL8FZbnFL3W5Ch3F-2nX05cmdOEc4NapJUG/s1600-h/charlie_merry.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188534088315337954" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHtGRUXg_7ap5b_NnlMHP51t36eGnh3LBlkF-HJWuM1rRNbHL-F4uClHqODz0uysH09xkFg_SopapawsYaRp7WAod5vlT8m-cobvHLo_0fqPL8FZbnFL3W5Ch3F-2nX05cmdOEc4NapJUG/s200/charlie_merry.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em>Because in LOTR, right after Frodo, Sam, Pippen, and Merry/Charlie have their first run in with a Nazgul, Dom says, "what was that that?" It was reminicent of his famous "where are we?" from the first episode of Lost. So clearly...</em><br /><div></div><br /><div>Chalk up one more for the amazingly thinly-stretched logic of overzealous Lost fans. Now when you start making comparisons to Party of 5, it's time to get a new hobby.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-37295201273640428782008-04-12T00:11:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.071+09:00#77: It's all good... or bad<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVcVb7m1ExfMAdqfzzHD0JU0mqExrH12yNtItAipyOIXbFVhhzKI-dKH4S9LIUDpOj6QgB9xlbO4PfL-X45Z9ZwSlcrH6kMm5c3QAWeAUESoFSzvOaoQVoCuK0ygfe2dj0gb2sKPqFMAzC/s1600-h/stones.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188006623183675826" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVcVb7m1ExfMAdqfzzHD0JU0mqExrH12yNtItAipyOIXbFVhhzKI-dKH4S9LIUDpOj6QgB9xlbO4PfL-X45Z9ZwSlcrH6kMm5c3QAWeAUESoFSzvOaoQVoCuK0ygfe2dj0gb2sKPqFMAzC/s200/stones.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>You know how they found those stones with the adam and Eve skeletons, one white stone and one black stone, and how we keep seeing things that are either white or black on the island? Well, think about this - black represents things that are evil and white represents things that are good. And the smoke monster is black, like the black ash around Jacob's cabin, but maybe they are trying to fool us. So I figure that the island is either all evil, fighting against good in the world, or it is all good, fighting against everything that is evil in the world. And Jacob and the smoke monster is at the very center.</em><br /><div></div><br /><div>I see. So it's either all good, or it's all bad. Amazing. Congrats, I think you've cracked it!</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-46091700047679175052008-04-11T18:31:00.004+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.297+09:00#76: Patchy-morte<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-BNDbPx8KgkPfC4p6zR0aMGI5zKZQop97OavA9AZ7OEYNoiyhgk2NAxA8f0QHjzYGHS7X-Lbb-GbHEuF1xsVSonGpO9ReSvMYuxMWMsQERRmnQ3mdh3l8zedj2VkoyJ9Ubmtop_b0AdxC/s1600-h/patchymorte.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187918834052145570" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-BNDbPx8KgkPfC4p6zR0aMGI5zKZQop97OavA9AZ7OEYNoiyhgk2NAxA8f0QHjzYGHS7X-Lbb-GbHEuF1xsVSonGpO9ReSvMYuxMWMsQERRmnQ3mdh3l8zedj2VkoyJ9Ubmtop_b0AdxC/s200/patchymorte.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em>Patchy is like Voldemorte. That's why he can't die. The secret is in the horcruxes. Mikhail ripped out pieces of his soul, like Voldermorte, to keep him from ever dying. The eye that the Tailies found in that Bible in the Arrow station -- that was one of Mikhail's horcruxes.</em><br /><br />Clever. I like it.<br /><br />(but that doesn't mean it isn't stupid)Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-91054784085427311902008-04-11T11:38:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.371+09:00#75: Four-toed evolution<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtmEm1xnCznpww-rg7uteR2egi46IojPwdknm9GBAqjs5H-TaRHm0tZ061z-eD3r7tDTHJpzGfHKQyJEV6h7NIt1prTJdTsUFGmM6RLYOO7RmqAzQeLIAq9ZRZUTjlvzQnb2W6NLwkWrZd/s1600-h/handi_lost.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187812202899087762" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtmEm1xnCznpww-rg7uteR2egi46IojPwdknm9GBAqjs5H-TaRHm0tZ061z-eD3r7tDTHJpzGfHKQyJEV6h7NIt1prTJdTsUFGmM6RLYOO7RmqAzQeLIAq9ZRZUTjlvzQnb2W6NLwkWrZd/s200/handi_lost.JPG" border="0" /></a><em>I submit that mankind has evolved throughout the millions of years that we have existed. The very first life forms on earth were theoretically water bound creatures. As time went on, these fins began to turn into digits and the creature began to walk on land. </em><br /><div><em><br />I’m using this concept to suggest that, perhaps millions of years ago before any records, humans had four fingers and four toes. Of course, a million years out here in the real world is a million years, but who’s to say, or not say, that a million years on the Island is the same as a million years here as well? I think that the first inhabitants of the island were primitive humans that only had four digits on each limb. These original inhabitants did not have the technology to build statues in the real world, but they had a heightened intellect and sense of awareness on the island that led them to construct such structures.<br /><br />There are even people alive today that are in the process of developing six digits on each limb. Some would call this decease, known as polydactyly. Others might call it evolution.</em></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Well, I think you know what I call it.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-66932535697861518722008-04-11T11:14:00.001+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.480+09:00#74: Jim is not dead<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEqmTC45wbDA5Ke6ADmJGozqOBxO83Dyswlccl2zOXo04v0unUkJD2k9G-1SCM1bw2OVdm3P1_iY_qHDBUQrvab__mdI7ERxFa1OaqNjKOSE1n7tvT1ZW0XmWj-zhG1r8BnLSKZKN7puo/s1600-h/jimdead.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187805635894092162" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEqmTC45wbDA5Ke6ADmJGozqOBxO83Dyswlccl2zOXo04v0unUkJD2k9G-1SCM1bw2OVdm3P1_iY_qHDBUQrvab__mdI7ERxFa1OaqNjKOSE1n7tvT1ZW0XmWj-zhG1r8BnLSKZKN7puo/s200/jimdead.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Whew! Pam will be so relieved.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-47712754615476893102008-04-10T19:15:00.000+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.680+09:00#73: Jacob is Elvis<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8ZD9LE33jPdHCeXtmVGFkTCYm1fR_JjqHyGzTAHavef-ZA11QAZC5U5slFkcL02sCC8-WPTWIPrifqVbUBVOgnBHq0THAgDkG2o57terqxyxOiPjAhcG2KBzcwbLy7BF9u5e7_0JEqXbl/s1600-h/elvis_lost.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187555857776025938" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8ZD9LE33jPdHCeXtmVGFkTCYm1fR_JjqHyGzTAHavef-ZA11QAZC5U5slFkcL02sCC8-WPTWIPrifqVbUBVOgnBHq0THAgDkG2o57terqxyxOiPjAhcG2KBzcwbLy7BF9u5e7_0JEqXbl/s200/elvis_lost.jpg" border="0" /></a>The black smoke is a security system guarding some secret on the island, right? And what secret is that?<br /><div><div></div><br /><div>Elvis.</div><div></div><br /><div>Here's the proof: 4-8-15-16-23-42</div><div></div><br /><div>4. Elvis's first single entered the charts at number 4.</div><br /><div></div><div>8. Elvis had 8 hit singles, 3 more than the Beatles.</div><div></div><br /><div>15. He was fifteen when he lost his virginity.</div><br /><div></div><div>16. He was 16 when he found it again.</div><br /><div></div><div>23. The number of hotdogs Elvis could eat in one sitting.</div><br /><div></div><div>42. The last number of the Valenzetti equation.</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>And if that's not stupid, I don't know what is.</div></div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-56465918455075066102008-04-10T19:12:00.002+09:002008-12-10T21:10:16.915+09:00#72: Jacob and Christian are twins<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMuG6gQ5sNoy6hyphenhyphenQ8pRuYlDPRd8yMJdZzIpnFfJVBR4EycEnf33DUY7LGUHMaHThBDLW-6tUqhYQiu82j9Fk-qjsaewOXMwiwzRNCpKFd8u_SNeNlxSyGW7-Mk41u4oozO-1BGvKaI4ql_/s1600-h/christian-jcob.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187558310202351986" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMuG6gQ5sNoy6hyphenhyphenQ8pRuYlDPRd8yMJdZzIpnFfJVBR4EycEnf33DUY7LGUHMaHThBDLW-6tUqhYQiu82j9Fk-qjsaewOXMwiwzRNCpKFd8u_SNeNlxSyGW7-Mk41u4oozO-1BGvKaI4ql_/s200/christian-jcob.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>I think Jacob and Christian Shepherd are twins. I came to this conclusion after Hurley found Jacob’s cabin and saw someone who looked like Christian Shepherd rocking in the chair. Darlton also stated in a podcast, answering a question from a viewer, that it was intuitive of this viewer to notice that the person in the cabin looked like Christian Shepherd. They never said it WAS him, but they pointed out that it LOOKED like him—possibly implying a twin.<br /><br />Thus, Jacob would be Jack’s Uncle, not his Grandfather. I’ve yet to determine which one is good and which one is bad, or if there even is such a delineation. But there’s the obvious reference to the twins Jacob and Esau of the Bible, and Jacob has a son named Benjamin. The implications are obvious. Jacob deceived Esau for his birthright, but interestingly enough, after the deception, the line blurs as to whether or not one brother was more or less evil/good than the other brother. Jacob was definitely more blessed than Esau, even though he used deception to get his way. And there’s the reference seen on the screen in room 23 “God Loves You as he Loved Jacob”, so who knows…</em><br /><div></div><br /><div>Yes. Obvious indeed.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-85093028799100569542008-04-10T19:10:00.003+09:002008-12-10T21:10:17.040+09:00#71: Christian and Elvis are twins<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ35zvB-6O-BurW44XcbNoEEO1W1WvPvQVz5SVQA0vzHzI0xaqeSLaLyWFZLa4_3SupB2d2xjIXeGKkky0Z_3j4fDeVcMc6cfwWfqBzvc216VeHvcRoa-wnLS5Q-q0Pzi7VBTlkYTLdg3D/s1600-h/christian_elvis.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187557305180004706" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ35zvB-6O-BurW44XcbNoEEO1W1WvPvQVz5SVQA0vzHzI0xaqeSLaLyWFZLa4_3SupB2d2xjIXeGKkky0Z_3j4fDeVcMc6cfwWfqBzvc216VeHvcRoa-wnLS5Q-q0Pzi7VBTlkYTLdg3D/s200/christian_elvis.jpg" border="0" /></a>Well, obviously...Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-27876008663416188952008-04-10T18:53:00.006+09:002008-12-10T21:10:17.425+09:00#70: The island is the Garden of Eden<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMFV_iAnV48sQbo1AbLjgnc7fBrPS08jAdmMDqeih_JTmGar0rYuc9xwqRxvInw5fpriz5uyGF9hzFASmXB4w7bydqvoZXt7b8w5TZXttfPsH6fNrz_Uytg2A-xIy91C2jMIANfGyL2TAA/s1600-h/Tree-721502.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187553937925644594" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMFV_iAnV48sQbo1AbLjgnc7fBrPS08jAdmMDqeih_JTmGar0rYuc9xwqRxvInw5fpriz5uyGF9hzFASmXB4w7bydqvoZXt7b8w5TZXttfPsH6fNrz_Uytg2A-xIy91C2jMIANfGyL2TAA/s200/Tree-721502.bmp" border="0" /></a>Now this <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUkqa6R_f82eM5y3-c32AmlwZnDyDotoa9gIq6mGBJwDP3gqr71RBzUUF4x2s_sNPR4qxD0sYjZGIVOb6JpQg0lTcRMaYgBzRQM7CsD_RbK22dhFXcId7wCEg6OtX5JGOcY41yICLvp3uW/s1600-h/Tree-721502.bmp"></a>in and of itself is not such a stupid idea, and in the end, if it turns out to be correct, it might even be a little cool. But you have got to see the lame evidence this guy and his brother are passing off as "proof positive" that this theory is actually correct. For example:<br /><br /><em>Adam and Eve’s thirst for knowledge is why they sinned and ate from the forbidden tree. Alvar Hanso said "From the dawn of our species, man has been blessed with curiosity." Mr Friendly quoted this in season 2. Dawn of species - Adam and Eve - Garden of Eden - get it?</em><br /><br />Oi vey.<br /><br />(that's yiddish for "stupid")Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-43799473622487848872008-04-10T18:49:00.007+09:002008-12-10T21:10:17.608+09:00#69: Numbers = Garden of Eden<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgduKElSla80ccmCTtqA7y58UNR-GQRdS_6lQ_5SIOOzZzfo4KX0XJugZOUeEYN590E1O_72wOTc5jKsVMY4eqv-oCcIAcZ7Qv4xPT2NPuEbFUqmgWtGc029JNuI2xmCQXWzFWmLfzVERvD/s1600-h/Hatchnumbers.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187551876341342482" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgduKElSla80ccmCTtqA7y58UNR-GQRdS_6lQ_5SIOOzZzfo4KX0XJugZOUeEYN590E1O_72wOTc5jKsVMY4eqv-oCcIAcZ7Qv4xPT2NPuEbFUqmgWtGc029JNuI2xmCQXWzFWmLfzVERvD/s200/Hatchnumbers.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em>The numbers themselves have been referred to numerous times as a curse, or at least as being cursed (Hurley’s curse). DHARMA has realized that the equation was set into motion at the time of Adam and Eve’s failure, which set death into motion, and CURSED all of mankind to come. God cursed Adam with toil, Eve in CHILDBIRTH (birthing problems) the serpent, and creation itself. All of it was cursed…doomed to death…doomed to one day come to destroy itself. That curse began the equation as revealed by Valenzetti.</em><br /><br />Not only that, but there are exactly 108 words in that theory.<br /><br />(109 if you add "stupid")Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620919779115814778.post-4416920052536507262008-04-10T18:39:00.004+09:002008-12-10T21:10:17.758+09:00#68: Daddy issues = Garden of Eden<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp2-ayeDGb-V_WHJXd2gE6lx4id6HXyzxgi6t-gnMGM9q0FBvuoVXpkGNaUUoJ9aqk5c238AO7BYtWbSheyvIAJI4GSeCsBQBABQGZPrp58seU-A6mqsvLp9W0kp0b3l8Rq9Ue9uYR-zml/s1600-h/daddyissues.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187551296520757506" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp2-ayeDGb-V_WHJXd2gE6lx4id6HXyzxgi6t-gnMGM9q0FBvuoVXpkGNaUUoJ9aqk5c238AO7BYtWbSheyvIAJI4GSeCsBQBABQGZPrp58seU-A6mqsvLp9W0kp0b3l8Rq9Ue9uYR-zml/s200/daddyissues.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>Everyone on the island has Daddy issues. They all have some beef with their fathers—they’ve all been mistreated, or at least feel mistreated, by their fathers. This also seems to point to the ULTIMATE Daddy issue, the issue that all mankind has with the FATHER OF MANKIND…Adam. The one who originally did all his children wrong by partaking of the forbidden fruit, setting into motion the CURSE, (the numbers) and dooming all of mankind to death. Those chosen to attempt to pass the judgment test would obviously have daddy issues of some sort, if they are trying to reverse the action of Adam.</em><br /><div><em></em></div><br /><div>No, not 'beef" -- forbidden fruit. So I guess Locke getting Sawyer to strangle his dad is going to reverse original sin. Brilliant.</div>Glenn Ostlundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06503899547460015163noreply@blogger.com0