Here's the proof: 4-8-15-16-23-42
4. Elvis's first single entered the charts at number 4.
8. Elvis had 8 hit singles, 3 more than the Beatles.
15. He was fifteen when he lost his virginity.
16. He was 16 when he found it again.
23. The number of hotdogs Elvis could eat in one sitting.
42. The last number of the Valenzetti equation.
And if that's not stupid, I don't know what is.