"Jacob is just a time traveler who was dead, but not yet, so he's still half-alive!"Oh, I get it. Like the Dread Pirate Wesley, the guy is only MOSTLY dead.
(and Tom is his twoo-wuv Pwincess Buwacwup)
Brilliant!
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No one has had more stupider Lost theories than me...
Okay, well, that's not completely true. I've had some stupid ones, but some people have had some REALLY stupid ones.
So what criteria do I use to determine stupidity?
Simple.
If I think it's stupid, then it's stupid.
Enjoy.
Okay, well, that's not completely true. I've had some stupid ones, but some people have had some REALLY stupid ones.
So what criteria do I use to determine stupidity?
Simple.
If I think it's stupid, then it's stupid.
Enjoy.
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- #57: They're making it up as they go along
- #56: Elite black smoke-like creatures
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- #54: Stupid DHARMA test subjects think a time mach...
- #53: the unexpected black rock magnet thing
- #52: The four-toad statue
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- #49: Locke is in the (too small) coffin
- #48: Anything to do with the Valenzetti Equation
- #47: Walt and Eko are brothers
- #46: ABC’s Lost is related to NBC’s Heroes
- #45: Jacob is half-alive
- #44: Jack and Kate are Adam and Eve
- #43: Emily Linus - TIME TRAVELLER
- #42: Jack is in the coffin
- #41: Jacob is Jack's Grandfather
- #40: Ms. Hawking stole Daniel Faraday's device
- #39: The Oceanic 6 are CLONES!!!
- #38: Bad Twin Ben
- #37: Naomi is Sayid and Nadia's Daughter
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- #35: The Numbers = Evil Weapon
- #34: The Numbers = DHARMA stations
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- #32: I am Annie
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- #30: Thomas is Ben
- #29: DHARMA Zoological Purge
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- #26: Juliete was a DHARMA Dolphin
- #25: Dharma and the Coca-Cola Connection
- #24: Lost is not real, it's just a TV show
- #23: Ben fathered everyone on the island
- #22: Penny is Annie
- #21: Sarah (Jack's ex-wife) is Annie
- #20: Ben is playing Chess with The Universe
- #19: Walt's Grandma is Miles' Ghost Woman
- #18: Jacob is Locke
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- #12: Flying Cabin, Exploding Panda
- #11: Freighter Michael is Actually WALT!!!
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- #8: Arturo is Annie!
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- #6. Ms. Hawkings is Juliette
- #5: Aaron is Ben
- #4: Annie is Libby
- #3: The Lost island is really Gilligan's Island
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A "NOT STUPID" Lost Theory
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Jacob ... Who?
Oh, yeah yeah, He was in on it with Ben & Richard, but he's just kind of dead. He doesn't mean anything to the show. Just forget you saw him... Right?
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