Okay, I know, I know -- this was like the BIG REVEAL for the ultra-lost-geeks in "The LOST Experiment" game a few summers ago. But please -- until it is actually mentioned on the actual show, can we please just actually shut up about it already?
By the way, Valenzetti Equation is really an anagram for:
Venereal Zit Quotient.
And if you look it up to prove me wrong, you're a bigger geek than I am.